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One Single Panel: We see what Alice is reacting to. It’s a flood, an absolute stampede, of monstrous creatures that look like they’re crawled inside of advertising and are wearing it like a skin suit. All her previous tormentors are there, and new ones besides, from a Not a Kool-Aid Man filled with blood and organs, to a far too sexy Green Not an M&M.

Things look bad.