Never vanity search. (Alternately or additionally, don’t be a jerk online.)

Transcript below!

Panel 1: A close-up of Alice’s phone. She’s visiting “Stingers Central,” a Starship Scorpio fan forum. The topics are including the following:

  • [RETURN] SUBTITLE FONT REVEALED
  • [GENERAL] WHY THE STAR-KATANA IS BETTER THAN THE STAR-SABER: THE FINAL WORD
  • [GENERAL] ANYONE MISS DUST MEDIA’S OLD NAME?
  • [GENERAL] THE ETERNAL FANDOM NAME DEBATE: YOYOS VS. STINGERS
  • [GENERAL] CENTURIONGREG CUCKS FEMINIST WITH LOGIC AND FACTS
  • [GENERAL] AQUARIUS LEGACY OFFICIAL THREAD ((SPOILERS))
  • [GENERAL] DID SIMON CLARK WRITE FOR NEW GAME? POSSIBLE WRITER ALIAS FOUND!!
  • [GENERAL] BRANDY WATERFIELD MEMORIAL THREAD ((STRICT MODERATION))
  • [GAMING] GAME RECOMMENDATIONS
  • [GAMING] THEORIES ON RUMORED PRINCESS NEBULA ROMANCE
  • [MOVIE] LIST OF DEMIURGE HOMAGES IN STARSHIP SCORPIO

Panel 2: Alice selects the “game romance” thread.”

Panel 3: We read the comments.

POSTER: I think the key to the romance is that DEEPCORE’s sim is based off Princess Nebula’s textual personality in the movies and the old Gemini Paradox game for the PC.

And it accesses both your character choices and your player profile.

So you have to act like the sort of person that Nebula would date. So did she ever canonically date anyone?

POSTER: In the main canon, no (unless you’re a Libreula conspiracy sjw dweeb.) In the mythic canon, she had a kid with Flint Photon.

POSTER: MYTHIC DOES NOT COUNT WE’VE BEEN OVER THIS!

Panel 4: Alice reads her phone, looking sour, the comments in a popup bubble next to her.

POSTER: Is this why Alice Ackerman is in that legal battle with Dust? Do you think she’s bitter that players could date someone who looks like Brandy Waterfield, given that they broke up before she died?

POSTERS:

  • ugh why do you have to bring up that clown?
  • I feel sad for her
  • ugh what did Brandy ever see in her?
  • i know right? she’s so crazy
  • Can we please not give that waste of space any more attention?

Panel 5: Alice is exasperated, making the “I read the comments” face.

POSTERS:

  • guys be nice, there has to be some readon (sic) Waterfield liked her… :/
  • again I feel bad for her, even though they were broken up I think Brandy’s death messed her up
  • I think Brandy dumping her for being trans drove her nuts
  • riding Waterfield’s coattails is literally Ackerman’s entire claim to fame. she’s never done anything else of importance
  • More like alice HACKerman.
  • I wish she’d just go away and let them make the damn movies, it’s what Brand would have wanted after all…

ALICE: Yeah, this was a mistake.