Transcript below.

Transcript below.

Panel 1: Alice prepares to play her new game, going through the preliminary BS of playing a AAA game on a console.

Computer: NOW LOGGING INTO DUSTPLAYâ„¢

Alice: And, of COURSE I have to play it ONLINE.

Panel 2: Later in the evening, as Alice starts to get into it.

Alice: C’mon, where’s the CLICKY that starts the MISSION – THING –

Alice: … oh, right in FRONT of me. UGH.

Panel 3: Alice is now really into the game, in the midst of intense combat.

Computer: It’s CHARGED! Use your armor’s OMEGA STRIKE!

Alice: I’M TRYING TO, MAYBE TELL THEM TO STOP SHOOTING.

Panel 4: Alice is staring at the screen, on which we can see a computer simulation of Princess Nebula, talking to Alice’s avatar.

Nebula: … if only we KNEW what the SUPREMACY wanted with the COINS OF ORION…

Nebula: … but I SUPPOSE that’s a question for ANOTHER time.

Panel 5: A close up of Princess Nebula, in the Bioware Dialogue Pose. Below, is a dialogue wheel, with “Use Real Time Voice Input” enabled.

Nebula: Well done, Field Commander BOOTYBOUNCE.

Alice (Off): *snrk*

Panel 6: A close up on Alice, as she talks to the microphone in her controller.

Alice (Small): LOOKS just like her, too. RIGHT DOWN to that silly haircut.

Nebula: Was there SOMETHING ELSE you needed?

Alice: I’m CURIOUS why you’re taking the time to TALK to me…

Panel 7: Back on the screen. The dialogue scene continues.

Nebula: I debrief the HEADS of ALL of our field squadrons.

Alice: ALL of them? Personally?

ALICE: That must EAT UP your WHOLE DAY.

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